Where was Jesus Born?

A man went to the local Baptist church and asked to join. The preacher
Said “Ok, but you have to pass a small bible test first. The first
Question is ‘Where was Jesus born?”

The man answered “Longview”.

The preacher said “Sorry…you can’t join our church.”

Soooooo….he went to the Methodist church and asked to join. The
Preacher said “We would love to have you but you have to pass a bible test
First. “Where was Jesus born?”

The man said “Tyler”.

The preacher said “Sorry…you can’t join our church.

Soooo….he went to the Episcopal church and asked to join. The preacher
Said “That’s great we welcome you with open arms.”

The man said “I don’t have to pass no Bible test first?”

The preacher said “No.”

The man said “Can I ask you a question?”

The preacher said “Sure.”

The man said “Where was Jesus born?”

The preacher said “Palestine.”

The man walked off mumbling to himself “I knew it was somewhere in East
Texas”

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Published in: on March 29, 2008 at 10:12 pm  Leave a Comment  
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How Adam Got Eve

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion, and that it would be a woman.

He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.

She will praise you!

She will bear your children.

And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not ask you to change poopie diapers.

“She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”

God replied, “An arm and a leg.”

Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”

Of course the rest is history….. ……!! !!

Published in: on January 24, 2008 at 7:10 am  Comments (2)  
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The Power Of Football

OK, I just had to share this with you.

Football is a great thing. Thousands upon thousands of people watch football games every week. Some games draw more attention than others. All leading up to that grand finale in late January (or February 3rd this year), the Super Bowl. There are tailgate parties not only at the stadium but many bars around the nation for this game. Private parties abound as people will rent GIANT screen TVs to watch the game on. Church’s let out early so the congregation can get home in time to see the big game. Well this much most of us already knew. But this week at my work I found out just how big the Super Bowl really is. See back in the middle of 2007 my work though it would be better to change our Night Shift work schedule from Monday through Thursday to a Sunday through Wednesday schedule. (Yes we work 4 night a week, 10 hour shifts) well they just posted a bulletin last night that stated, “…to avoid excessive absenteeism we are going to change our schdule for one week,Feb. 3 – Feb. 9. We will work our normal hours but we will work Monday the 4th through Thursday the 7th.” Other than the line “to avoid excessive absenteeism” no other reason was given. Well at least in my part of Texas two plus two equals four. That is Super Bowl weekend. Now you might ask where do you work that would do this, “Joe’s Diner” NO I work at a major Home Improvement Distribution Center. Our night shift at our DC employs around 150 to 200 people with around 600 total employees altogether. And there are at least six distribution centers and over 1200 retail stores. So I would estimate the total company employee amount to be close to, if not more than, 200,000 people. So any sport that can get a large company like that to change it’s work week for one week a year, that is a major sport. So the Power Of Football is on the way to a National Holiday!

Ok and as a side note. I got New England Patriots to win over the Green Bay Packers in Super Bowl XLII.

Published in: on January 16, 2008 at 5:29 pm  Comments (1)  
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Funeral Notice

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children: John Dough and Jane Dough They also had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 45 minutes.

Published in: on December 13, 2007 at 6:17 pm  Leave a Comment  

Like to gamble?

I found a great site for gamblers! You get to bet points (BluBucks) and it’s free! More of a social networking site. Seems fairly new and full of teens but still a pretty cool site if you like to bet on things. You can bet your BluBucks on anything from your Favorite soda to the hottest female/male to what the stock market will do.

Go check it at  after all it is free!

 BluBet.Com

Published in: on November 16, 2007 at 1:37 am  Leave a Comment  

Introduction!

Hello all. This, being my first post, is to introduce myself and my purpose.

My name is Don Haney and I reside in North East Texas. I am 40 years of age and have been a fan of Texas Music for some time. Recently, meaning the last decade,there has been a huge uprising in the Texas / Red Dirt Genre of country music. Some of the forefathers of Texas Music would be people like Bob Wills, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson and in more main stream artist such as George Strait and Deanna Carter. These people have lead the way for today stars like Pat Green, Cory Morrow, Cross Canadian Ragweed and many others.

This blog will be to report and tell stories about all Texas (and Oklahoma) artist. As well as other thing related to the Texas/Red Dirt lifestyle, such as Bar-B-Que & Toobing.

I will eventually move from the WordPress domain to my own domain if there seems to be an interest in my blog.  This starter site is to test the market if you will.

Feel free to post any comments you want. I know my writing is not all that great right now but I will improve as I continue with this blog.

I hope you all enjoy and keep reading.

Published in: on June 2, 2007 at 10:26 am  Comments (2)