Where was Jesus Born?

A man went to the local Baptist church and asked to join. The preacher
Said “Ok, but you have to pass a small bible test first. The first
Question is ‘Where was Jesus born?”

The man answered “Longview”.

The preacher said “Sorry…you can’t join our church.”

Soooooo….he went to the Methodist church and asked to join. The
Preacher said “We would love to have you but you have to pass a bible test
First. “Where was Jesus born?”

The man said “Tyler”.

The preacher said “Sorry…you can’t join our church.

Soooo….he went to the Episcopal church and asked to join. The preacher
Said “That’s great we welcome you with open arms.”

The man said “I don’t have to pass no Bible test first?”

The preacher said “No.”

The man said “Can I ask you a question?”

The preacher said “Sure.”

The man said “Where was Jesus born?”

The preacher said “Palestine.”

The man walked off mumbling to himself “I knew it was somewhere in East
Texas”

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